fucking fail.
trying to skip class by hanging out in the library doesn’t work when none of the library computers have the latest version of Flash and everything you wanted to do has gone down the drain. sorry, glee. I tried.
so, I have this ex-boyfriend who I’m still like technically friends with I guess and he has friend requested like everyone he has ever met who has anything to do with me, including my family, and he like comments, likes, and shit on e-vuh-ree-thing on my fb and anyone elses’ facebooks and it’s like “you’re not their friend - they are my friends and you’re a fucking obnoxious fb stalker.”
i’d like to tell him to fuck off, but i feel like that’s kind of mean since we’re technically on good terms? idk, but it’s annoying and it’s bugging my family and friends a ton.
just got a morality lesson from my roommates friend. so, i had a beer sitting - unopened - on the table. “hey, aren’t you a minor?” “yeah…i’m 20.” “you know, if the whoever comes in here, me and laura will get busted.”
… … …
…yeeeeeeah.
how about:
1. the cops aren’t going to arbitrarily walk into our apartment. and they’re definitely not going to “bust” you for an unopened beer just sitting on the table.
2. this is coming from the same woman who:
- is under the age of 23 and has two children, about a year apart
- is married to a meth user who beats his year and a half year old for crying at 2 in the morning because their stupid asses are still awake and aren’t putting their kids to bed like responsible parents and the kid is obviously fucking tired
- smoked throughout her entire (second) pregnancy
- tried to convince my roommate she was pregnant when she clearly wasn’t
i’m fucking sorry, but you can shove it up your ass.
leave me alone - i’m working on my four year college education at a well-respected university.
…except that’s a ravenclaw tie and Hermione is in gryffindor…and nothing about this outfit gives any indication of being Hogwarts related. It just looks like a bitch dressed up like a school girl. So… “I dressed up like a schoolgirl for him.”
seriously, though, pottermore. seriously.
(Source: mememaster)
Dinty Moore beef stew and a beer…good enough for Don Draper, good enough for me.
so, my new tumblr is going to put on hold for a day or few because the guy i’m starting it with doesn’t have a working computer. no biggie. i’ll post a couple of things, but it’s not fully formed quite yet.
I just gave my dog Jack Daniels. judge me if you want, but it’s pretty damn funny.
I might post something insightful for the new year (like I failed to do for my birthday.)
But for now, I’m posting this.
Sorry I haven’t done/said/wrote anything interesting lately. I’ve been at my parent’s house, dealing with a puppy with a dislocated kneecap, watching Mad Men, and basically avoiding any work.
the new year starts tomorrow, so that means a couple of things:
1. I need to clean my room.
2. I need to stop spending money.
3. I’m launching my new tumblr tomorrow, which, as you can see, has nothing on it right now.
anyway, that is all. hope you had a great time over the holidays!
