2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.
I JUST WANT TO PLAY QUIDDITCH AND GO TO TRANSFIGURATION CLASS AND BUY MY SCHOOL BOOKS AND HAVE HOLIDAY FEASTS IN THE GREAT HALL AND TALK TO THE GHOSTS AND GO TO HOGSMEADE AND PRACTICE SPELLS AND BE A WIZARD IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his cool car and he gets in fights and his face is bleeding and i help him clean up and then we make out more and in public he puts his hand in my back pocket. i could go on for days
yes i would like to date Dean Winchester too
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This one time in 6th grade these three girls would bully me and call me a faggot so instead of just taking it I put cigarettes in all of their purses and went to the counselor fake crying saying I was “worried about my friends dying of cancer” and they all got suspended and two of them got pulled out of the school by their moms
Yo Mexico, you guys can like totally have Texas back if you want.
Look everyone I’m not happy about this bill being (maybe) passed either, but might I remind you that Texas is not the first, but the 5th state to pass this kind of law and for that matter Wendy Davis is also a…
It will come in waves. You will believe yourself to be special, different, your story vital, your agony most arduous, your victories most triumphant. Then perhaps you shall realize the full scope of your insignificance, the tiny nature of your being, how so much has been done before and how there…
I need feminism because a woman has to stand for 13 hours, can not eat, can not drink, can not stop speaking, can not relieve herself, and can not have assistance with a back brace just to prove to a group of predominantly men that we need our reproductive rights.
“’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.”—And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you out on it (via clarasoswld)
this may be a really sensitive topic, but whatever. I have to say my bit about the NSA email-reading thing.
First of all, are we all suddenly pretending like Bush’s phone-tapping shit never went down? Like, that was totes fine but god forbid people read my super personal emails? Really though?
And also - let’s be clear about how this is most likely happening. OK lets say a bunch of NSA people are all sitting in a colossal room (a la the Simpsons Movie) and reading through emails. Here’s how this is most likely happening: they’re using technology that allows them to search for key words and phrases that would set off red flags.
Then, if they find one, in - say - John Smith’s inbox, they’ll glance over the email for a more contextual understanding of what they’re looking at. Ain’t nobody interested in reading an email by email account of your illicit affair or some shit. So whatever you people are so buttsore about other people looking at - no one gives a flying fuck. Like, some NSA guy isn’t gonna call your wife and be like “girlfriend - look at this shit. Imma send you a link.”
So unless you’re emailing detailed instructions on how to make a pipe-bomb or something to all your terrorist buddies, your privacy isn’t REALLY being impeded on because also THE INTERNET
Like, anything they can get access to is on the internet therefore it’s not really public. Like, ever. If you thought your password “i<3boyslawl” was going to be impassable, you’re fucking stupid.
All this said - do I like the idea that people could read through my private shit? Of course not. But I don’t like that OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW could do that - I don’t give two shits if some random, faceless government worker who I will never meet ever happens to glance at a snippet of a shitty poem I wrote on my Xanga in 8th grade. Have a good laugh, sir - your job sucks and you deserve it.
I know all you conspiracy theorists love to act like some huge shit is going on, but I have had to work with the government every year of college and I can personally guarantee that the government doesn’t have their shit together enough to remember whose college education they’re paying for, much less execute an elaborate plot to undermine Americans’ right to privacy.
I just - merrr. It’s really no big, in my opinion. Ideal? No - of course not. But they have a reason for doing it and that reason is probably a good one, even if you don’t think the methods are correct. I promise that Obama wasn’t just like “You know - I love this country enough to run it, but fuck my citizens - I wanna read all their juicy emails.”
And if you disagree, that’s cool. I don’t care so don’t tell me about it.
I just thought the Doctor Who writers couldn’t think of anything and made up the Abzorbaloff. I had no idea a young child made him up. Makes me appreciate the episode a bit more. Kinda cute that they had a competition, and a little kid got to have his monster featured.
I took a class with a fellow whovian and there was this awful girl who was awful (and also fat) and I’m ashamed to say (but not really) that we called her the abzorbaloff….it was actually really funny but yes we were total dicks about it