LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule.
After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writing instrument that wasn’t a fire hazard. Fisher spent over a million dollars (of his own money) creating a pressurized ball point pen, which NASA bought at $2.95 each. The Russian space program also switched over from pencils shortly after.
40 years later snide morons on the internet still snigger about it, because snide morons on the internet never know what they are talking about.
“Everybody stand up and move around the room for this activity. You need to speak with at least five of your classmates.”
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
If Harry had a tumblr he would be up all night right now laughing and tell the other boys our dumb puns because he thinks they’re golden
and im just imagining ron joining in and hermione being all *sighs* at first and eventually theyd show her a ton of them and eventually shed start laughing along with them and oh god cutiedorks.
i think they were talking about Harry from one direction
‘Being a fan doesn’t mean being there from the start… It means being there ‘til the end.’
hazy days / listen
wake up in a stream of sunlight: bright gold, warming your skin and those fragile bones. see the air, hear the silence.
i. the paper kites - featherstone
ii. daughter - home
iii. alt-j - interlude 2
iv. the lumineers - morning song
v. vampire weekend - ya hey
vi. the head and the heart - down in the valley
vii. ben howard - old pine
viii. mumford & sons - the boxer
ix. little dragon - sunshine
x. theophilus london - wine and chocolates
xi. the shins - new slang
xii. matt paxton - shore pine walk
xiii. pacific air - so strange
#1 New York Times Bestseller John Green vs. fearless squirrel
all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his cool car and he gets in fights and his face is bleeding and i help him clean up and then we make out more and in public he puts his hand in my back pocket. i could go on for days
yes i would like to date Dean Winchester too
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